Front: "I Just Fired Myself From Cleaning My House. I Don't Like My Attitude & I Got Caught Drinking On The Job"
Back: "Procrastination Is Totally A Good Thing. You Always Have Something To Do Tomorrow, Plus You Have Nothing To Do Today."
Get the laughs going with our best-selling funny cocktail napkins. Printed with the hilarious sentiments shown above — one on each side — these napkins are designed to handle cocktails, wine, appetizers, and even your most opinionated guests.
Each napkin features a fun, contemporary design on the inside as well, so the surprises keep coming, even after the first fold. Whether you’re hosting a full-blown cocktail party or just pouring a glass and pretending you have your life together, these napkins deliver laughs with every drink.
