Front: "How To Piss Off Your Teenager: 1. Say Good Morning 2. Sing my songs from the 80s 3. Say I love you in public 4. Tag them on social media 5. Breathe"
Back: "I Come, I Saw, I Forgot What I Was Doing, Retraced My Steps, Got Distracted On My Way Back, Have No Idea What's Going On And Now I Have To Pee."
Get the laughs going with our best-selling funny cocktail napkins. Printed with the hilarious sentiments shown above — one on each side — these napkins are designed to handle cocktails, wine, appetizers, and even your most opinionated guests.
Each napkin features a fun, contemporary design on the inside as well, so the surprises keep coming, even after the first fold. Whether you’re hosting a full-blown cocktail party or just pouring a glass and pretending you have your life together, these napkins deliver laughs with every drink.
