Front: "It's Perfectly OK To Talk To Yourself And It's Perfectly OK To Answer Yourself. But It's Totally Sad That You Have To Repeat What You Said Because You Weren't Listening."
Back: "Getting Old Sucks Big Time. I Just Threw My Back Out Because The Toaster Startled Me."
Get the laughs going with our best-selling funny cocktail napkins. Printed with the hilarious sentiments shown above — one on each side — these napkins are designed to handle cocktails, wine, appetizers, and even your most opinionated guests.
Each napkin features a fun, contemporary design on the inside as well, so the surprises keep coming, even after the first fold. Whether you’re hosting a full-blown cocktail party or just pouring a glass and pretending you have your life together, these napkins deliver laughs with every drink.
