Eight Cups of Water Napkins

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Front: "Funny How Drinking 8 Cups Of Water A Day Seems Like It's Impossible But 8 Beers And 6 Shots In 3 Hours Go Down Like A Fat Kid On A See-saw..."
Back: "Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?"

Get the laughs going with our best-selling funny cocktail napkins. Printed with the hilarious sentiments shown above — one on each side — these napkins are designed to handle cocktails, wine, appetizers, and even your most opinionated guests.

Each napkin features a fun, contemporary design on the inside as well, so the surprises keep coming, even after the first fold. Whether you’re hosting a full-blown cocktail party or just pouring a glass and pretending you have your life together, these napkins deliver laughs with every drink.