Alcohol Poisoning Napkin

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Front: "Welcome to the Shitshow"
Back: "Remember The Day When You'd Tell Your Parents You Were At A Sleepover, But You Were Really Dying Of Alcohol Poisoning In A Field."

Get the laughs going with our best-selling funny cocktail napkins. Printed with the hilarious sentiments shown above — one on each side — these napkins are designed to handle cocktails, wine, appetizers, and even your most opinionated guests.

Each napkin features a fun, contemporary design on the inside as well, so the surprises keep coming, even after the first fold. Whether you’re hosting a full-blown cocktail party or just pouring a glass and pretending you have your life together, these napkins deliver laughs with every drink.